Emerson - Daddy, I had an etiphany today. (no, that's not a typo, just as she said it)
Daddy - Really?
Mommy - That's a really big word for such a little girl. Where did you learn it? Mommy just learned it, like, two years ago.
Emerson - My etiphany is that I want to rename the Veggie Tales songs.
Mommy - Great, because I can't wait to hear those same two songs renamed another 10,000 times.
A music producer in the making. And a stylist, saleswomen, comedian and smotherer of her brother.
Spunk - I'm renaming her. Maybe then she'll be able to learn how to spell her (ridiculously long) name before she's 13...